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No. 5039: g+1; or: Garfield shifted by one day

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g+1; or: Garfield shifted by one day

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Strip by: wye

{Garfield is lying down, Jon suddenly looks surprised}
Jon: Leave the poor man alone!
Garfield: I GET THE POINT!

Garfield {to Odie}: Here's your mail
Garfield: And here's the mailman's wallet
{Odie shrugs}
Garfield: Boy, are his kids ugly

Jon: Home is where you can walk around in your underwear
Garfield: What do you want to do?
Jon: Home is where you can drink milk out of the carton
Garfield: Okay
Jon: Home is where you can scratch where it itches
{Garfield shrugs}

Jon: I met a reporter yesterday, Garfield
Jon: She was looking for a human-interest story
Jon: She took my picture!
Garfield: Home is disgusting.

Jon: Friday night...
Jon: And I'm home with a cat!
{Jon's words are partially cut off}
Jon: Could anyone [...] more depres[...]
Garfield {reading a newspaper}: "Park Attracts Geeks".

Jon: My life stinks, Garfield... like a wet dog
Jon: Like old sweat socks...
Jon: Like...
{Garfield waves}

The author writes:

(Wrapping around from the last day to the first.)

Original strips: 2001-01-01, 2001-01-02, 2001-01-03, 2001-01-04, 2001-01-05, 2001-01-06.