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No. 4605: The world is constantly changing

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The world is constantly changing

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Strip by: Reisen U. Inaba

Garfield {under blanket}: Inside here, it's warm and cozy
Garfield: Out there is tribulation
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Garfield: I rest my case

Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
{Garfield rips up the newspaper}
SFX: RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
Jon: As soon as I said that, I knew it was a mistake
Garfield: You're done with the paper. Now, fix my dinner!

Jon {reading newspaper}: Crime, taxes, war, strife...
Jon {reading newspaper}: Natural disasters, economic ruin...
Jon {reading newspaper}: Sigh...
Garfield {also reading newspaper, Cat News}: The world is constantly changing

Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Garfield: And let's keep it that way

Garfield: I like to avoid learning something new every day
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Garfield {quickly exiting}: Whoa!
Garfield: Whew! That was close!

Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Jon: Or not
Garfield: How about a gut-wrenching scream of desperation?

Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Jon: Have you come in peace?
Garfield: Take me to your refrigerator

SFX: RRRRRRRRRR
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Jon: Forget it, I don't want to know
Garfield: Bunny-slipper frappé?

Garfield {reading newspaper, Cat News}: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Garfield: Hey, Jon!
Garfield {indicating the funnies}: The world is constantly changing

The author writes:

I took a bunch of "Jon reading newspaper" strips and changed Jon's first line to "The world is constantly changing".

Original strips: 1999-03-22, 2000-09-01, 2001-01-25, 2001-03-08, 2001-11-28, 2002-04-24, 2004-04-30, 2013-04-02, 2014-01-04, 2014-05-12.