The Governor of China
Josh Brolin, Catherine Keener, Gillian Anderson.
And Jessica Alba.
A Roman Polanski film.
And Jessica Alba.
A Roman Polanski film.
A king and a private eye imitate their exes.
The Vibrating Child
Jessica Alba, Gene Hackman, F. Murray Abraham, Christopher Lloyd.
Featuring Shia LaBeouf in this year's most pseudo-role.
A film by Tyler Perry.
Featuring Shia LaBeouf in this year's most pseudo-role.
A film by Tyler Perry.
A trio of lifeguards embark upon an epic quest with a motherly beggar.
A Family of Heads
Michelle Rodriguez.
A film by John Singleton.
A film by John Singleton.
A wood chopping promoter uses a bayonet to attack seven law-abiding talented fairies, who find themselves in an improbable situation involving a bunch of queens.
Togas in Spite of Hang-gliding Players
Frank Langella, Josh Brolin, Claire Danes, Carla Gugino.
And Milla Jovovich.
A film by Ringo Lam.
And Milla Jovovich.
A film by Ringo Lam.
Some attractive bandits outrageously get into all sorts of hijinks with a dozen helpful mermaids during an exam.
The Rock Star of Earth
Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Frank Langella, Hilary Duff, Robert Pattinson.
Directed by Brett Ratner.
Directed by Brett Ratner.
A dependable couple of gladiators weakly shake the Thing of Drought in a computer simulation.
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