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Biceps in the Most Dramatic Way Possible
Starring Joan Cusack.
Directed by James L. Brooks.
PG13 (literal drug use, horror and avoidable occasional situations) , 108 mins
A horde of hummer accident survivors are selfishly attacked by mystic elephants.
A Healthy Nose
Cillian Murphy.
A film by Mike Judge.
M (intense coarse language, death imagery and occasional horror) , 98 mins
A barber gets into all sorts of hijinks with a racist criminal and must surprisingly venture into a mysterious vineyard in order to save the pupil of a housewife deep inside a cave.
Students Under the Sea
Ben Kingsley, Ryan Reynolds, Bruce Greenwood, Claudia Black, 50 Cent.
Written and directed by J. J. Abrams.
PG , 157 mins
A senator, an industrious ape rider and their friends of a friend team up to construct the Shrine of Honesty and Art, but it tries to bite them.
Stick Convicts
Barbra Streisand, Billy Zane, Ryan Reynolds.
And Sissy Spacek as herself.
Directed by Michael Winterbottom.
PG13 (needless thriller medical references and constant sci-fi film drug language) , 140 mins
A particularly giant trio of pizza deliverers form a team known as "The prismatic thieves " and uncover the Unholy Star of the Lotus, but things spiral out of control.
To Walk With a Negligee
Starring John Cusack, Michelle Monaghan, Dianne Wiest, Linda Hamilton.
Plus a very delicious appearance by Alicia Silverstone.
A terrifying film by Paul Weitz.
R18+ (literal alcohol violence and scary language) , 110 mins
This is a black & white period piece, where a good-natured mariner, a co-operative idle bridesmaid and their reluctant grandfathers weave a web of generosity and epicness in broad daylight.
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