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Golf to Horse Racing

  1. Put the course on a mountainside, with the last hole at the very top.
  2. It doesn't matter how many times you hit the ball. All you have to do to win is reach the last hole.
  3. In fact, just get rid of the ball and clubs completely.
  4. Rather than climb using ropes and other tools, everyone has to ride a horse all the way.
  5. Every man for himself. First to the top wins!
  6. Instead of a mountain, use a large running track, with a finishing line.