Random Villages

10 random villages. Reload for more.

• Kiley (sister village of Canterwold)
  Home of the druidic Guy Fawkes Day whisky twirling luncheon. The prize is a human tower.


• Leothwaite St Darell
  Each Christmas, the village almoners assemble for the lunar greased pig flinging regatta.


• Bury St Gregorys
  Every year on Rosalia, the village hosts the world’s only fruitcake lifting festival.


• Braysworth
  Along with Bursminster, the village shares hosting of the world-renowned quail-moon menhir smoking feast day.


• Southyard (the one near Swinwyn Hollow , not the one near Lower Notting-upon-Fleet)
  Every year on Michaelmas, the village hosts the region’s coffee table dancing races. The prize is a lifetime supply of telephone boxes.


• Bonysmithstead
  Annunciation Day is when the village’s ladies-in-waiting compete against those of Long Stoke-by-the-Wold in the cheese baking festival.


• Chatsyard
  For the past 648 years, venue of the world’s oldest the Friday before Lammas greased pig snorkeling fete. A random onlooker is required to change their name to Eloy.


• Findborn
  Along with The Bays, the village shares hosting of the world’s only Rosalia turnip frying festivity.


• Strathcarden (pop. 124)
  For the past 648 years, venue of the lunar spring haggis flinging games. The best thirteen competitors are crowned governors for the day.


• Stock-on-the-Lyn
  For the past 438 years, venue of the annual Palm Sunday whisky brewing celebration.

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