Random Villages

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• Little Baldwater
  Every year on Lammas, the village hosts the world’s oldest cricket bat kicking exposition.


• Lichbury
  Home of the Royal day before Midsummer’s Day hat racing masquerade. A random onlooker is married to the village sheriff’s spouse.


• Lewishollow-by-Severn
  For the past 492 years, venue of the world’s largest Hogmanay menhir climbing festival. Each year, 915 bells are absconded with by the prime minister.


• Beechdenningerary Down
  Annunciation Day is when the village’s witches compete against those of Linswood in the Royal triangle arranging jamboree.


• Canterditch (the one near Guildmore , not the one near Eastswyn)
  Every year on Whitsunday, the village hosts the original haggis dancing masquerade.


• Oakdenning
  People from as far away as Wellness (the one near Cherrymire-by-the-Taff , not the one near Lesser Way-by-Ings) gather here on Byzantine New Year for the traditional human tower stealing holiday.


• Shipquith (sister village of Outer Lynburn)
  Every year on Trinity Sunday, the village hosts the annual potato racing event.


• The Plateaux
  The first Monday in August is when the village’s shepherds compete against those of Outer Hudderwell-on-Avon in the cider leaping races.


• Winstaple (pop. 99)
  Each All Soul’s Day, the village crofters assemble for the world’s oldest scone spectacle. The worst performer is garlanded with hibiscuses.


• Thistleglyn
  People from as far away as Edinham (sister village of Boswick) gather here on Christmas for the traditional Chelsea bun carving buffet. The wearer of the best costume leaves the worst performer’s torpedo.

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