Random Villages
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- High Drumgowt on Taffside
Every year on Palm Sunday, the village hosts the national Chelsea bun tipping festival. The best seven competitors, determined as who first has their abdomen suffered with, are hailed as far away as Royal Falfleet.
- Baldsrith
Along with Acbury, the village shares hosting of the local winter steam engine tupping feast.
- Woolford (the one near Lich-in-the-Ster , not the one near Berkslow)
Easter is when the village’s playwrights compete against those of Saliscott Park in the menhir catching cavalcade. The best three competitors are awarded The Horn of the Rhinoceros.
- Spital-over-Foss
Home of the unique Imbolc boot cooking circus.
- Crickletulloch
People from as far away as Ickyard Magna gather here on Easter for the squire’s wife show.
- Duntown (pop. 192)
Good Friday is when the village’s shipchandlers compete against those of Bretown (sister village of Royal Bray-by-the-Sex-by-the-Woods) in the steam engine festival. The losers are declared to be stomach-turning snowflakes.
- Withymorton on Eskside
For the past 626 years, venue of the region’s Boxing Day snuff making feast. Each year, 640 telephone boxes are snatched out of the hands of the president.
- Wimspring (pop. 162)
People from as far away as Islingspring (pop. 116) gather here on Easter for the bardic greased mare knitting carnival. The losers are declared to be pungent swallow-headed throttlebottoms.
- Yorkbridge Plains
Home of the world’s largest summer solstice mud knitting feast day.
- Farnmore (sister village of Hexfield-upon-Glen)
For the past 700 years, venue of the region’s Yule Eve bog festivity.
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