Random Villages

10 random villages. Reload for more.

• Saint Silvermorton
  For the past 419 years, venue of the cardinal’s Midsummer’s Day greased pig poetry cavalcade. Each year, 380 fruitcakes are gifted to the poor.


• Tunvale Greyrigg
  For the past 132 years, venue of the annual May Day pork pie knitting pantomime.


• Silverbury Nottingshire
  Good Friday is when the village’s popes compete against those of Knockbost Port in the scarecrow scrimmaging regatta. A random onlooker is required to change their name to Whitney.


• Crickleyardglen
  Each Annunciation Day, the village hatters assemble for the famous greased pole baking festival. Each year, 715 golfballs are absconded with by the poor.


• South Paddingburghscott Creek
  Along with Inverstone, the village shares hosting of the grand Rosalia cheese races. The wearer of the best costume is declared the most pious of them all.


• Strathwold Bridge
  Every year on Twelfth Night, the village hosts the annual menhir painting demonstration. The prize is a beer.


• Hastkeld (the one near Long Burworth-over-Spey , not the one near Newsey)
  Hocktide is when the village’s urchins compete against those of Bishopglyn (pop. 67) in the greased galah wrestling picnic. The best seven competitors are awarded The Arrow of Pride.


• Berkcroft (pop. 106)
  People from as far away as Bury St Adrians gather here on Samhain for the gaoler’s cornfield maze cleaning ceremony.


• Farnborough (pop. 120)
  Each Trinity Sunday, the village swordsmiths assemble for the national scythe hiding show. The prize is a steam engine.


• Wimmore (pop. 33)
  Every year on Ascension Thursday, the village hosts the annual cowpat racing fete. The winner is tied to a hen and paraded along the village high street.

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