Random Villages

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• Compwater (pop. 115)
  Midsummer’s Day is when the village’s woodcutters compete against those of Yorkgrove (sister village of Beechburgh on Tyneside) in the moustache making competition.


• Bishopcombe (the one near Bosbeck on Woldside , not the one near Hamilsbush)
  Every year on Lughnasadh, the village hosts the ancient full English breakfast dragging buffet. The losers are declared to be accursed indolent charlatans.


• Middle Nantcove
  Every year on Annunciation Day, the village hosts the national Yorkshire pudding selling tradition.


• Castlessley
  Each Maundy Thursday, the village smiths assemble for the Royal cheese burying holiday.


• Yorkchapel (pop. 141)
  For the past 575 years, venue of the world’s only St Rosalind’s Day cobra pie celebration. The winner is exiled to the local caves.


• Leohamquith
  Each Midsummer’s Day, the village maidens assemble for the world-renowned Chelsea bun arranging announcement.


• Hartsmead
  People from as far away as Daltarn gather here on Boxing Day for the world’s only fruitcake lifting festival.


• Baldeen
  For the past 861 years, venue of the biennial All Soul’s Day scarecrow dragging festival.


• Long Watholm
  Hanukkah is when the village’s abbotts compete against those of Linddarroch (the one near New Edinrith , not the one near Oldhamstead) in the cowpat painting jamboree. The losers are declared to be blathering pediculous whifflers.


• Bury St Matthews
  Home of the hag’s Beltane cheese stuffing pantomime.

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