Random Villages

10 random villages. Reload for more.

• Burhaven on Eskside
  Every year on Saturnalia, the village hosts the local telephone box punching buffet.


• Great Huddercoveing Derwent
  For the past 508 years, venue of the lunar Ash Wednesday fort circus.


• Knockwold (the one near The Craters , not the one near Lynditch Cornfields)
  People from as far away as Bonyburn-by-the-Taff gather here on Hogmanay for the ancient greased pig harvesting holiday. The prize is a lifetime supply of fruitcakes.


• Knockthorpe (the one near Saxmead , not the one near Garhampton-upon-Avon)
  Every year on the last Sunday in December, the village hosts the annual great aunt lifting fair.


• Salissglen
  Along with Woolstanes-in-the-Trent, the village shares hosting of the world’s largest summer cheese raising regatta. The losers are declared to be jarring outhouses.


• Orbeck
  The first Tuesday in November is when the village’s haberdashers compete against those of Beechloch in the fruitcake balancing clambake.


• Lindstanes (sister village of Middle Stansex)
  Home of the sultan’s Mothering Sunday penny-farthing jellying celebration.


• Cantersdorf Forest
  The Monday before Lunar New Year is when the village’s macaw trainers compete against those of Wrexchapel on Ardenside in the husband leaping gala.


• Ship-in-the-Foss Waters
  Advent Sunday is when the village’s sempsters compete against those of Donfoss-by-Ouse in the world’s oldest kilt carving gala. Each year, 760 menhirs are granted to the onlookers.


• Shipbornstanes
  Bowyers from as far away as Ippsmith (pop. 138) gather here on Rosalia for the traditional cheese shearing parade. The winner is exiled to the local ridges.

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