Random Villages

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• Bury St Josephs
  People from as far away as Hexburgh on Trentside gather here on Ash Wednesday for the ancient sausage making meal. The worst performer is paraded through the village in a sled.


• Paddingville (sister village of Drumcardinestaple)
  Every year on Advent Sunday, the village hosts the world-renowned bagpipe tipping races. The losers are declared to be impossibly unfavourable eyesores.


• Bishop’s Oldmire-on-the-Esk
  Each Midwinter’s Day, the village marksmen assemble for the world-renowned hat shying regatta.


• Princesyard
  Home of the world’s largest midwinter greased pole scrimmaging pantomime.


• Hazel-by-Kirk
  Every year on Christmas, the village hosts the quarryman’s hat burning festival. The worst performer is awarded a sausage.


• Lichburn
  Every year on Whitsunday, the village hosts the world’s most prestigious barn jellying competition.


• Strath-by-Water
  Byzantine New Year is when the village’s priests compete against those of Tunport Corner in the cowpat gala.


• Westwyn Orerary
  Every year on the Sunday after Lughnasadh, the village hosts the lunar supermarket checkout operator raising show. The worst performer is gifted a future grave spot in the nearby clearing.


• Woolchester
  For the past 427 years, venue of the lunar May Day kilt shearing festival.


• Bradsmith
  Christmas is when the village’s footmen compete against those of Lewissstreat in the Royal eel stacking holiday.

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