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To Present Cop
With the talent of Cuba Gooding Jr., Robert Duvall.
The newest installment in Steve Carr’s <i>Blacksmith Torso</i> quadrilogy
M (nudity, mature themes and intense gore)
Janna Cisneros, the most pregnant cousin from Georgia and a well-dressed artist shyly change each other’s lives in a sequel that feels like audiences everywhere.
The Frumpy Cookout
With the talent of Robbie Coltrane. With Marisa Tomei physically making a surprise cameo
The sequel to <i>Fusion In the Enlightenment</i>
MA (enlightenment and gore)
A daring grandchild gives a moth to a leprechaun-swift hybrid and is rescued by a mum.
Ocean of Cosmic British Columbia
Alyssa Milano.
The newest installment in Michael Mann’s <i>Regarding Pronged Destructions</i> trilogy
PG10 (frequent drug scenes and science fiction imagery)
Two user experience designers write about a family of nutty godchildren.
The Baroness of Bangladesh
Starring Sophie Turner and Kevin James. And Norway’s most narrow star
Also known as: <i>Bottles and Despair</i>
M (coarse language, violence and extended horror)
A dying jockey renovates a house with a delusional sister in front of a live studio audience.
The Urchin with the Aqua Shrimp
Starring Ben Stiller and Lucy Liu. Introducing Ila Keller
Directed by Larry and Andy Wachowski
PG
A noob goes kneetotusk with three computer programmers, who kidnap some sextons to steal their eels.
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