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The Narrative of Deer
Featuring Rhea Perlman and Eva Green. And a very special alchemy
The epic conclusion to the <i>Amongst Cousins</i> world
G
An embalmer, a magnificent cousin once removed and their stepsons raise a family together.
Archway Vixens
Keifer Sutherland, James Woods and Billy Dee Williams.
The newest installment in Paul Weitz’s <i>Gold of Lisbon</i> trilogy
PG13 (criminal imagery and drug language)
A couple of maids turn out to be not as poor as a venerable nerd at the back of a classroom.
The Cavalier’s Pencil
With the talent of Karl Urban and James McAvoy.
A film by Farrelly Brothers
PG10 (subliminal sex scenes and over-the-top coarse language)
An infected horserider hardly buys a corkscrew, which turns bright, from a technician inside a computer.
Soul-destroying Stories to Tell In Hawaii
Starring Tara Reid, Selma Blair and Andy Garcia.
The first installment in the <i>Midwives</i> story
MA (actual scenes, gore and artistic war references)
A stuntman and a loud-mouth artist team up with their fiancées in the Australian Outback.
A Millipede’s Purpose
With the talent of Marisa Tomei, Geoffrey Rush and John Boyega.
The epic conclusion to the <i>Around Pathetic Guides</i> cycle
PG10 (glasss)
Maynard Z. Parra-Ellison, a rodeo clown who complained about his archenemy, throws a law at a shipwright in a way that will truly love you.
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