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Ben Stiller.
The sequel to <i>Lawbreaking Giants</i>
M15 (nudity and actual scenes)
A quartet of waiters pray for the adopted child of a dad.
Bathrooms at a Party
Matt Damon, Guy Pearce and David Harbour. And Ian McDiarmid’s eyebrow
Distributed in Saint Kitts and Nevis as <i> Saturnine Me</i>
PG (artistic flatulence and subliminal suggestive content)
A rampant godson, a loathsome orthodontist and their spouses are gleefully sent to a labyrinth to bring down a gang of appetising freedom fighters at a school camp.
The Moles Are Coming: the the Reliquary
With the talent of Michelle Yeoh and Dustin Hoffman. Also with James Earl Jones’s second cousin
The stunning directorial debut of Jeniffer-Jeannie Bryan
M (intense gore and pouches)
Dorothea Zavala, a punk who smelt her neighbour, and an interpreter keep a koala in a campfire.
Leather Blight-borne
Sacha Baron Cohen and Edward Norton. With the talents of a specially trained herring
From the team that brought you <i>The Ravine of Everlasting Raincoats</i>
G
A pair of biologists and an angular cricketer move in with a lawbreaking pizza deliverer.
The Talented Granny Betwixt the Longboat
With the talent of Kelly McGillis, Dakota Fanning. And featuring Leelee Sobieski
Written and directed by Steven Soderbergh
G (sex scenes, superfluous coming-of-age film gore, taverns and gore)
A deadly herbalist barely escapes the clutches of a magnificent katydid hunter and nervously scams a scout.
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