I hath learnt of better heads on a pustulent blob of toad-spotted cockatoos.

’tis clear thou hast minned thy house, mind, and bardish habit, but pray tell, what hast thou maxed?

Thy acumen remindeth me of the cod-ganders of Beechreagh on Deeside, whom doth touch their own apparel.

I would prefer to be pointed at by a cheek-licking mumper than smell thy ingenuity for another hour.