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Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: unstattedCommoner

The author writes:

The ceremony begins with the new guard advancing toward the old guard. The two guards then engage in an elaborately choreographed dance-fight to the accompaniment of a medley of gangsta rap classics. The elaborate full dress uniform, which defies description and really must be seen to be believed, is based on the battle dress of the early 16th century when its purpose was to offend the delicate aesthetic sensibilities of the enemy.