Well, what a season that was. And you can thank the fan letter-writing campaign which convinced the execs at NBC to renew for another season after news leaked that they were thinking of cancelling after 2 seasons.

Transcript

1
Kirk: Spock's brain! Where's his brain?
Kara: Brain and brain! What is brain?!
McCoy: These women can't be in control!
Kara: Control? The Controller controls!
2
Kirk: Bones, perform plastic surgery to make me look like a Romulan.
McCoy: Some make up and plastic ears could-
Kirk: Surgery!
3
{by the obelisk, over-acting}
Kirk: I am Kirok!!
4
Here's the story, of a foolish Vulcan,
Allowed those kids to beam up to the ship.
McCoy: Quarantine!
Spock: No.
5
{weird first person camera angle showing Scotty in engineering}
Scotty: Mr Marvick, you look totally sane. Take control of the ship.
6
Scotty: These have replaced our phasers!
Kirk: Six shooters. A less elegant weapon, for a less civilised age.
Spock: Yes, but when, exactly?
Caption: Chekov spends entire episode kissing Sylvia
7
Caption: Everyone laughs ending! (at the alien entity)
Kirk: Ha ha ha ha!
Kang: Ha ha ha ha!
Caption: {pointing at Spock} wry amusement
8
{Oracle room}
Caption: Meanwhile:
Spock: Fabrini writing. When their sun went nova 10,000 years ago, they sent this colony ship.
Kirk: And concealed the purpose from the crew, by disguising a computer as a god. Yes, it all makes sense.
9
Kirk: {recording, on computer} If you're playing this message, I am dead. I'm sure you two will get along nicely, now I'm no longer the Harry to your Hermione and Ron.
McCoy: I'm sorry, Spock!
Spock: Forget it, Bones.
10
Caption: Interracial kiss that would never be allowed on 1960s TV if it was voluntary!
Caption: {Kirk kissing Uhura} Actual lip-lock hidden.
Caption: {Spock kissing Chapel in the background} + Spock + Nurse Chapel. Interspecies!
11
{accelerated time, Dutch angle}
Caption: Cut to Kirk sitting on his bunk, putting boots on, while Deela brushes her hair.
Caption: You figure it out...
12
Caption: In an over-emoting competition!
{Kirk and Gem emoting}
13
{sick bay}
McCoy: Petri will survive. But you have a problem with this woman, Jim.
Kirk: Of all the starships, in all the Galaxy, in all of the universe, she walks into mine.
14
Garth: {as Kirk} Nooooooooooo!!!!
15
Lokai: His people oppress mine into slavery!
Bele: Your people are dogs fit for nothing better!
Lokai: They butter their bread on the top!!
Bele: They butter theirs on the bottom!!
16
And the top most horrible thing about this episode: When I opened a viewport to space and there were thousands of creepy faces staring in from outside!
17
Losira: I am for you, Kirk.
Sulu: If she touches you, you die!
SFX: Block!
Kirk: You mean it's a problem I can't solve by making out with an alien babe?
18
{back on the Enterprise}
Kirk: You saw it before it happened. Do you have any psychic ability?
Romaine: {possessed} No.
Kirk: Something's screwy here.
19
{Kirk and Rayna dance, Spock plays piano}
20
Adam: {singing while Spock plays Vulcan lyre} No more trouble in my body or my mind. Gonna live like a king on whatever I find. Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind.
21
Droxine: Tell me about Vulcans, Mr Spock.
Spock: We do not discuss our sex life with outsiders. It revolves around a seven year cycle. The biological urge...
22
{on the planet}
Spock: Surak. The greatest Vulcan, father of logic.
Surak: Live long and prosper, Spock.
Spock: This is not logical.
Surak: Nothing in this episode is.
23
{Spock and Zarabeth kissing}
McCoy: Spock! We have to go back and find Jim!
Spock: Yeah... You go...
24
Kirk: Poor Janice. Driven mad because she couldn't accept the female role in society.
McCoy: Yes. A good note to end this series on.
Spock: If only... If only.