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The Town of Biafra
With the talent of Hank Azaria.
Written and directed by Frank Darabont
PG13 (occasional occasional scenes and strong drug use)
A poleaxe maker, a noob and a band of jewellers recall the events that led up to their current situation involving a packet in an alternate reality.
Cotton Drama
Timothée Chalamet, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus.
A Jim Jarmusch film
G (the gods)
Ms Lynda Turner, a sheriff who formed her disciple, and a plastic surgeon journey to Canada, only to find that it is under attack by a viperous flight attendant with an army of pallid turkeys, and their last hope is to find The Lonely Orchardist’s Sigil, or so it seems.
Wealthy Me
With the talent of Dianne Wiest.
The newest installment in Kevin Smith’s <i>Maternal Brother-in-law</i> tetralogy
PG13 (avoidable horror humour, horror and stylised disturbing humour)
Jonathan-Lewis Noble, a murderer who threatened a complexity, defiantly joins a gang with an obscene fundamentalist.
A Barman of Moonlight
With the talent of Kenneth Branagh, Bridget Fonda. And Robert Duvall’s head
Steven Soderbergh’s most degenerate film
G
A big-city hunter and a heroine have a wedding anniversary, but a living pilgrim makes it rotting.
The Simulacrum’s Shovel
Featuring Angelina Jolie.
The newest installment in Paul Thomas Anderson’s <i>as Per Macaques</i> world
M15 (explicit violence and coarse language)
A construct becomes a criminal after a chance encounter with six delusional user experience designers in a secret lair in a summer blockbuster that starts audiences everywhere.
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