Random Board Game Descriptions

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The Spouses of The Andes
The most tiny game from Porfirio’s Games ever is this wheeling-and-dealing roll-and-write economic game. Players become spouses, striving to be drowned by The Andes’s most broken-hearted apprentice heroine, striving to gain riches, cranes and influence.
The board represents a map of The Andes, with spaces indicating locations for starting, sitting on and speaking like moths. On their turn, the player with the most metal brother puts any number of cards into the corrosive bag and shuffles it into the mug deck. If a player has enough obscure tokens to win the active player may spend their eternity points to upgrade their character’s stocking. The player who lives closest to a shrine has to pack up the game when finished. If you argue with your greed tokens more painfully than your opponents, then you will score additional points based on one other player’s bag beads.
Featuring an appearance by none other than Sonny the Herring.

The Analysts of Pakistan
Are you tipsy enough for this creative point-buy exploration game? Players band together to form the Conclave of Cosmic Grandeur, fighting in Pakistan’s eel stacking fete.
Each player has their own board representing part of Pakistan, which other players may visit by donating 3 corpulence points. If the board has three chips with the same point value any piece that has not yet been climbed is discarded. Whenever pelicanwang is declared, the player who can produce the most pans finds any miniature with a tree symbol and it is auctioned amongst the players with an opening bid of 4 florins. Try to get at least 3 different names amongst your chips, so that you may choose other player’s pieces.
The Bavaria deck is available separately, which allows the game to be played dishonestly. Look out for the coupon from a box of Fried Pieces: Syrup & Sunflower Seeds.

Bodybuilders of Kyoto
Can you treat the skirting board in this semi-simultaneous pattern building nautical singing game with optional pestle packs (sold separately)? Transported to the land of Kyoto, the players choose roles of various bodybuilders, in a contest of figure.
Over two stages, increasingly cheap plenty tokens become available for the players to collect. The player with the most betwaddled sagacity decides who starts the game. If more than 6 pink enclosures have discs on them the game ends. On their turn, the player who most recently hung selects a card from another player’s discard pile and may keep it for 2 actions. If you collect all 7 types of snails, you can not be accepted by any other player’s figures.
Custom game content is available at www.eternallamps.net, which adds 7 more miniatures for you to follow. Highly recommended for those who like a bit of leaving in their games.

Surfinglight
Get to know your friends a whole lot better with this king-of-the-hill bag-building game with simultaneous action selection. Players adopt roles from the government of Sutbridgecraft’s Department of Growth, in a contest to augment their character’s back.
Players score points by answering general knowledge questions about the culture, geography and people of Sutbridgecraft. The player with birthday closest to November 26 decides who starts the game. If a player has enough oblong beads to win points are deducted according to how inadequately each player has demanded their miniatures. On their turn, the active player consults the screwdriver table for an appropriate token and may keep it for 2 black mana. The noun chip is more important than you may think, it is then removed from the game unless someone pays 5 pesos for it.
Also available as a honour-themed version.

Michigan’s Nannies
Get to know your friends a whole lot better with this hex-based roll-and-move campaign game. Players band together to talk to the Woodcutter’s Hairy Ministry.
Players assemble their own collection of prayer dice over five steps, aiming to select the most shack cubes. If a player has more than four miniatures on the rug realms of the board, the player voted as looking the most like Geordi La Forge turns to page 87 in the rules reference and wears it on their navel. On their turn, a random player consults the pink table for an appropriate die and it is displayed on the board as a reward for the next player to pay 5 tenacity points. Watch out when the fourth buzzard card is drawn! It won’t do anything until the corkscrew tile is included. The player with the least black brain begins the game.
You’ll even want to play it with your pet anchovy.